highmiranda:

thank god i have my shitty personality to make up for my shitty looks

(via ohyesimawesomeandyouknowit)

foodtrucker:

I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world

(via adventuresofmoosehead)

richwhitelesbian:

i mean you COULD blog about feminism, or you could enjoy the web as it was originally intended: to share military codes and messages 2 help win the cold war

(via gardenduck)

hungarian:

nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito

(via bootipop)

riders-of-brohan:

“I’ve lost weight” I announced.

Everyone congratulated me.

But Weight was the name of my son.

(Source: nostalgiaultra, via bootipop)