THEME ©
Just call me Homer
I like burritos and knitting.
I'm a horrible blogger.
It's nice to meet you.

On and off Simmer.

I reblog things I like.

Tell me about your day.

A hundred facts (in progress).

I'll be your annoyingly quiet friend on Xbawks if you really want me to.

If you really only came for my Sims. :(

taylorswift:

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

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Omg all the time.

(via onlylolgifs)

Posted 23 Sep

ophi1ia:

I wish I went to detention for 9 hours and came out with 3 new best friends and a boyfriend why am I not in an 80’s movie

(Source: yagamiyuu, via sugatastic)

Posted 23 Sep

tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

(via sugatastic)

Posted 23 Sep

wheelcher:

yes i do graffiti 

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(via sakura-soul)

Posted 23 Sep
sir-gluteus-maximus:

fuckyeahmelancholy:

greeneyesofdeath:

Are these the three stages of sex?? 

Which stage is Pikachu?

regret

fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

(via yourkawaiiwaifu)

Posted 23 Sep
muchhawdcore:

Hardcore Bubbles
Other people’s love
start to mean something
when you begin
to love yourself.
- A Story A Day #262 by Ming D. Liu (via mingdliu)

(via uhfriendlyblackhottie)

Posted 23 Sep